Do you have a boy or a girl computer?
It would be interesting to know if you are using a male or female computer. Don’t get surprised, we have a way to identify if your computer is a boy or girl computer. Do you want to check the gender of your computer?
I was using Facebook and I saw one status message popped by GoTechnoSavy where he/she reveals the method of identifying the gender of your PC. I found it interesting and through to share it with you all here. Remember this is just for fun and not EXAM related content 
You know it very well that computers have speakers and can produce sound. You might have played songs and music, but all those were recorded sounds, but have you ever heard the voice of your computer? Can you know whether your computer is boy or girl if you hear its voice?
OK, let us make our computer speak and hear its voice to know if it is a male computer or female computer.
Procedure:
Step 1: Open Notepad
Go to Start >> All Programs >> Accessories >> Notepad. Or you can open Run dialog box (Start >> Run) and type Notepad and press Enter.
Step 2. Type the following line of text in notepad
CreateObject(“SAPI.SpVoice”).Speak”I love You”
Step 3. Save file as computer voice.vbs
Remember the file should have name voice.vbs. What I mean is its extension should be .vbs not .txt. For that you should choose “All file types” from the File Type drop down list (Just below the box where you type filename)
thus it is no longer a notepad file…it now becomes a .vbs file.
Step 4. Run the file
Close the notepad after you save. Now go to the location where you saved the file and double click it to run.
If you hear a male voice, it’s a boy. If you hear a female voice, it’s a girl!!
I’m eager to know if majority of computers are male or female computers. Please write in comment below. Let us count the number of male and female computers among use.
58 Responses to “Do you have a boy or a girl computer?”
[email protected] on September 2, 2011
error msg displays:
Microsoft VB script compilation error
Suresh Khanal on September 3, 2011
Must be because of quotation marks. Please change those smart quotation marks into straight quotation.
[email protected] on September 2, 2011
ok brother it works this time thanks
quirks mode on September 4, 2011
Seems like my computer is a middle aged woman
Sewing Machine Expert on September 6, 2011
Wow! That’s awesome. Would love to know what my computer’s gender is.
Myke @ release date on September 6, 2011
My computer’s a middle aged woman too !
I guess now I know why she freezes up sometimes during Starcraft 2 games online
)
Ganesh Maharjan on September 6, 2011
Dear Suresh,
I tried in some computers and I heard same middle aged woman voice.. so that means all they came from same family…? Anyway this is really nice and fun as well.
Thanks…!
Suresh Khanal on September 6, 2011
Might be they all are friends from same generation
Barry Wheeler on September 6, 2011
Thanks for the smile! I heard a woman (I think).
Suresh Khanal on September 7, 2011
I think?
[email protected] on September 6, 2011
i m using win 7 n its error msg bro..
Suresh Khanal on September 7, 2011
It may be the quotation marks. You should retype the code in your notepad (not copy and paste).
[email protected] on September 10, 2011
i tried bt didn’t work & when i did same in xp, it worked…
Vedic Mathematics on September 7, 2011
Ya it was interesting and mine also appeared to be a woman though not quite sure.
Suresh Khanal on September 7, 2011
Or that was the third?
Tomy on September 9, 2011
Oh, I’m getting error message too!
kunal on September 13, 2011
its a male about 35 years of age
Feng Shui on September 18, 2011
Sure my computer was “she” because I’m always with !
prithvi on September 19, 2011
i heard a male voice
casey on September 20, 2011
i heared a she/male i think lol
Al3ab on September 21, 2011
I have à very nice girl computer
Bilingual Recruitment Agencies on September 21, 2011
i heard male voice…
awesome code
Best Social Security Attorneys in Los Angeles on September 22, 2011
Super cool!
My pc here at the office is a middle-age man…
I will try this at home
thanks for this…
Lenggai on September 23, 2011
Mine is a girl… this is so cute! I’d post this on my fb page and my skype status. thanks.
[email protected] on September 23, 2011
my computer is a male one!!!!
SEO Company Nashville on September 23, 2011
That’s hilarious! But what if the voice is ambiguous? I guess we’ll never know…
Guarantor Loans on September 29, 2011
It’s a boy! Well… a man to be precise. Think all of my colleagues wondered what I was doing!
Appletown Truck Accident Attorneys on September 30, 2011
This is ridiculous but I’ve tried it. At first, it was an error(never heard a thing except for a single error beep sound) but I’ve changed the quotation marks to the straight one as said on the later comments and hey! My PC is a middle-aged WOMAN! haha this is fun! I never knew that computers have genders not until now.
Aeroporika on October 2, 2011
That’s hilarious! It a girl!
Ben on October 2, 2011
Haha, what an entertaining post. Unfortunately for me I got a compilation error so could not complete the check. But I’m rooting for the ladies!
Suresh Khanal on October 4, 2011
It must be the quotation problem. I asked you to type the line of code in notepad. You’ll get error, if you copy and paste.
Brandon on October 10, 2011
Jeesh! Mine is a girl… No wonder she sometimes crashes…
Suresh Khanal on October 11, 2011
Hahahaa… Naughty she!
Inflation Effects on October 13, 2011
Hah, this is so funny. Mine is a man, man. I guest I should change another computer. It’s a man. Can you believe it.
SEO Vietnam on October 14, 2011
Thanks for sharing. My computer is a female one. So lovely!
bestfacebookcheats on October 17, 2011
I have a Uni-Sex Computer .
But thanks for this nice post, enjoyed reading it !
Lisa Seniff on October 21, 2011
Oh bummer, error message!
Suresh Khanal on October 23, 2011
That must be the copy paste error dear! type the code in notepad. the smart quotation marks causes the error.
Lisa Seniff on October 23, 2011
Oh thanks….Aw, she loves me!
accident attorney santa monica on October 21, 2011
Very interesting. I’m not aware about this and I’m planning to try this on my own pc at home. This is funny. Please allow me to share this on facebook so my friends will try this too on their computers.
health-today on October 22, 2011
recently i have purchased a i5 laptop due to surfing virus and malware infection it becomes a 80 years old women…..
but overall thanks for nice and funny post.
Suresh Khanal on October 23, 2011
Hahaaa.. 80 year old woman! Get some antivirus and scanners, make it a 16 year old again
makeup brush sets on October 23, 2011
My computer is a girl, she can do many things at the one time.
My laptop on the other hand is a boy, it’s very slow, infact it crashes a lot.
yahyagan on October 24, 2011
my computer is a boy, and i think he has married my laptop. cause my laptop is a girl
Plastic Storage Bins on October 25, 2011
All computers eventually end up as old folks. the problem is when yours is like mine, less than 3 years old and already running like a 90 yr old woman in a marathon…
chu on October 25, 2011
Mine won’t. I’ll check it more later. I have to reboot my pc first.
reeha@gift ideas on October 25, 2011
Hy Suresh
nice to see that you are also running that blog. this is a good interesting post . i loves to read such posts which relaxes my mind.
Bill on October 29, 2011
Mine is female. It’s a Sony. Would be interesting to know the models along with the voices.
Veena on October 29, 2011
Awesome.. Thanx a ton for code
any other Ideas??
Krishna Verma on November 2, 2011
Mine is Male, I need male. Very knowledgebased post.
futures trading on November 2, 2011
My computer is a girl. She is co cute!
crude oil futures on November 2, 2011
Wow, this is really funny. HE said he love me hoho! It’s a HE by the way.
South Florida Real Estate on November 2, 2011
mine is male
grace paul on November 5, 2011
It’s very funny and interesting.i will try it.
Bono on November 7, 2011
interesting. tried it, mine’s a guy. was expecting a sweet female voice though just like my mac
Sami on November 10, 2011
awsum…!!!!! it wrked yar…mine is a woman….nice and thanx
padma on December 5, 2011
so interesting code
i heard male voice
Jason on December 20, 2011
Very interesting, its a boy!